quarta-feira, 20 de fevereiro de 2013

couple of words [109]

He: I told you the movie would end this way...

She: Ohh you're so boring! Mister Specialist, pardon me for my lack of imagination!

He: That hurts more than the punch the guy suffered.

She: My sentimental cinephile! Come here and give me a kiss.

He: That's better.
People really don't like to watch the end credits right?

She: Couples only apparently.

He: But that's not the same.

She: Why not?

He: Because... Couples stay longer to be together.

She: And watch the credits.

He: No, to kiss and stuff.

She: Stuff?
Are you planning on fumble me mister?

He: Nope!
Not anymore at least...

She: You dog!

He: Ouch!
Now that really hurt as the punch the guy suffered.

She: That was the intention.
After all you are the protagonist in my life's movie.

He: See, that's sweet.

She: You're welcome.

He: It's because things like that I wanted to fumble you.
Just a little, you know. When everything was dark here and all.

She: No more fumble talks! I'm not a football.
Besides the cleaning people must be hating us for not leave.

He: I won't leave, there are still credits on the scr...
Yeah. Not anymore.

She: See? Good for you there was no fumbling here.

He: You'll see later...

segunda-feira, 14 de janeiro de 2013

couple of words [108]

She: Really? What was it?

He: I'll tell if you promise not to laugh.

She: Of course I'm gonna laugh! Hahah I am already. Tell me!

He: You boring...
I... Wanted to dance with you.

She: Mmm you in the mood to dance. This is a special day.

He: And you would sing your own version over the song.

She: Yeah I would.

He: And I would laugh at you getting drunk with some wine.

She: And I would spill on you a little for laughing at me.

He: As long as you don't spill over our brand new carpet...

She: You don't tempt me mister.
In fact... Let's go upstairs cause now you owe me a dance!

He: Our downstairs neighbours are an old couple right?

She: I guess so, why?

He: We better dance barefoot then...

She: What, you expected me to dance in a heel? No sir!
Plus... I don't think they will hate us.

He: They won't hate you, cause you're beautiful and adorable. I'm a hairy caveman.

She: Hahahah almost a werewolf!
You silly, they probably are a cute couple for being together so long...

He: So we should give them a cake or something right?

She: I'll buy flowers tomorrow.
Now get up, I want to hear your version for the song!

He: And I want to see you getting drunk!

She: Ohh you're well disposed now aren't you mister?

couple of words [107]

She: Now everything's on the right place I want to go out and celebrate!

He: Celebrate? I'm so tired that the only thing I wanna celebrate tonight is our mattress. Even on the floor.

She: Oh come on we must leave and have a drink. It's our first night officially together.

He: I just... Wanna sleep...

She: You have to take a shower first mister. And this will cheer you up!
Come on, just a beer at that bar on the corner.

He: It is awesome to have a bar near our place...

She: I see you're already cheering. Up up, go to the shower!

He: Ok, you win.

[...]

She: See? It's worthy now isn't?
It's our first beer in this not so clean bar...

He: Hahahah I guess they'll start to wash everything when the last client leave.
My guess will be that guy on the counter.

She: Ohh poor him. He's sleeping isn't he?

He: Hey don't do that! You were going to throw a piece of napkin at him?

She: Ahh you boring! I was just making sure he's alive.

He: I'm pretty sure he is...
But actually... I had other plans for tonight...

quinta-feira, 10 de janeiro de 2013

couple of words [106]

He: Honey, I'm totally not rushing you, but we are kinda lat...

She: I know we're late!

He: Yeah...
I'm just gonna... Sit here and have a beer.

She: Don't spill it on your tux!

He: Of course I'm not...
Oh crap.

She: What? I can't hear you from here.

He: Uh nothing hun. Keep doing your... Make up and stuff, I'll be right back.

She: I'm done.
Got the keys? Let's go then, I'll call the cab from the elevator.

He: Yeah, everything's here.
Wait...

She: What? Do you like the dress?

He: Hell yeah... Everything's... Perfect.

She: Thank you.
I feel pretty today.

He: Oh come on you're pretty everyday.

She: Men...

He: What?

She: I don't walk this way everyday.

He: Yeah I know. I said you're beautiful.
With or without all this production.

She: This elevator is taking too long. I would go through the stairs but can't do with those shoes.

He: The elevator it's the same as everyday. See, it's there.

She: Is this earrings fine? I'm not sure about them...

He: Everything's perfect honey I told you.

She: Oh men always say that.

He: Hey what should I say? If I compliment it's common, if I don't you bite me.

She: Shh I'm asking for the cab.

He: And there she goes...

She: Done, it will be here in five minutes. What were you saying?

He: Me? Nothing.
Just looking at those earrings. Pretty ones...

She: You think I didn't noticed you changed your shirt?

He: I...
Damn.

She: Spilled beer on it right?
Knew it.

He: And some olive oil too...

She: What?...

He: Just a snack, I'm hungry you know.

She: Ohh do you see... You didn't want the shirt I picked for you, now the one you wanted is stained.

He: And I'm wearing yours again.

She: And you better be excited cause we are gonna dance tonight.

He: Well it's kinda dangerous for me to dance at weddings.

She: Why? You're getting better.

He: You haven't see me dancing at weddings, but ok. You asked for it...

She: When you start to look like a fool I'll be near shooting everything hahah.

He: Ohh that's how it's gonna be... Ok, I know your make up is going to melt some time, be ready!

She: Hahahah challenge accepted mister!

couple of words [105]

She: Simple things only. Keep it short.

He: Right.
You first.

She: No, you first. I'm the boss!

He: You're the boss...
That's one. It's nice to see you ordering things.

She: Why?

He: No whys.
Keep it short!

She: Alright then...
To knot your tie.

He: Maybe I like you to knot my tie and don't care to learn...

She: Shoosh! Don't wanna know! No explanations.
Perhaps later since I'm curious...

He: You're always curious.

She: Zip it mister.
You again.

He: To walk in the rain with you.

She: That would be mine... Damn!

He: Probably for the same reason...

She: Guessing tricks for later.
And eat more salad, there's plenty for us both.

He: I am eating it but I'm not having all of this. You finish it.

She: Ok then.
Dinners together.

He: What dinners together?

She: My turn, you fool.

He: Oh got it.

She: I see we can't do this having dinner. Too much distractions.

He: You're too much distraction.

She: I am. For your eyes for sure!

He: Pretty and humble!

She: Ohh thank you honey, same to you!.

He: Hahaha you clown.
And  for my ears too, you know, since you kinda like to talk too much.

She: Shh. Let's eat.

He: I bet you can't handle five minutes quiet hahah.

She: If i do, the neighbours gonna think we killed each other, that would be embarassing.

He: Yeah.
We have this tendence to kill each other...

She: But not!

couple of words [105]

She: Simple things only. Keep it short.

He: Right.
You first.

She: No, you first. I'm the boss!

He: You're the boss...
That's one. It's nice to see you ordering things.

She: Why?

He: No whys.
Keep it short!

She: Alright then...
To knot your tie.

He: Maybe I like you to knot my tie and don't care to learn...

She: Shoosh! Don't wanna know! No explanations.
Perhaps later since I'm curious...

He: You're always curious.

She: Zip it mister.
You again.

He: To walk in the rain with you.

She: That would be mine... Damn!

He: Probably for the same reason...

She: Guessing tricks for later.
And eat more salad, there's plenty for us both.

He: I am eating it but I'm not having all of this. You finish it.

She: Ok then.
Dinners together.

He: What dinners together?

She: My turn, you fool.

He: Oh got it.

She: I see we can't do this having dinner. Too much distractions.

He: You're too much distraction.

She: I am. For your eyes for sure!

He: Pretty and humble!

She: Ohh thank you honey, same to you!.

He: Hahaha you clown.
And  for my ears too, you know, since you kinda like to talk too much.

She: Shh. Let's eat.

He: I bet you can't handle five minutes quiet hahah.

She: If i do, the neighbours gonna think we killed each other, that would be embarassing.

He: Yeah.
We have this tendence to kill each other...

She: But not!